Wednesday, July 20, 2005

the threat of the three-year-old faggot?

was evidently too much for a 21-year-old Tampa father to handle.

Ronnie Paris Jr. went on trial for his life last week in Florida after his 3-year-old son was beaten to death.

Ronnie was afraid that his 3-year-old would be gay.

And evidently, given the choice between living with a potentially gay son (because, you know, our sexualities are completely cemented by age three, so it was logical to predict a three-year-old's sexual orientation) and being put to death for murdering him and removing that awful "gay scourge" from the earth, Ronnie thought the more acceptable choice was the latter.

The toddler's mother, Nysheerah Paris, testified that her husband thought the boy might be gay and would force him into a box.

Evidently, they didn't have a closet handy to force him into.



Oh, and even better: there's a chance that ever-popular "gay panic" defense will be employed in the murdering father's trial. Because obviously, it's ok to kill someone you're supposed to love and care for if there's a slight chance that said child would be gay. Better to off them early, you know. (please note the sarcasm)

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